You've got to be kidding!
Some of us don't check our mail every few minutes. Some of us actually do sleep
during part of the night. I know there are people like this, even I can't say
that I know very many of them personally. If your first check of your mail in
the morning is only a few hours after having done so - just before going to sleep,
it's hard to develop much of a sense of excitement or expectation.
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