... there's bound to be at least one someone like that

I admit it, he or she is an apocryphal someone, but I really do know of people who have done this (I've even done it myself).

But it's also a question of "truth in packaging". I need this otherwise superfluous link on the outside chance that someone is going to ask "who". So while I haven't really named names, I've at least given myself a bit of journalistic credence.

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