Don't ask me.

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I won't tell, and I greatly doubt that there's a digital trail that might help anyone foolish enough to want to know actually discover the truth. If, at this (again?) early point in this column I've already given away the ending, I guess that I can comfort myself with the fact that few readers actually click on the links anyway.

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